The Zenofeller Safe and Fun portal for Kids.

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The Zenofeller Safe and Fun portal for Kids.

Hello kids. Welcome to the Zenofeller Safe and Fun portal for Kids. There's tons of fun stuff to do. And by do I mean read. Or look at. But it's all fun. And safe. Oh, and fun.

For instance, we have nursery rhymes. Age old, safe, fun and instructive nursery rhymes. You could maybe try learning them and then recite them in school. Maybe during show and tell. Here you go :

Snuggly wuggly. The cock doth crow. To let you know, If you be wise, Tis time to rise.

Moochy smoochy. Dance to your Daddy,My little babby, Dance to your Daddy, My little lamb. You shall have a fishy In a little dishy, You shall have a fishy When the boat comes in.

Boochy hoochy ? Ding, dong, bell, Pussy's in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Green. Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout. What a naughty boy was that, To try to drown poor pussy cat, Who never did him any harm, And killed the mice in his father's barn.

[insert cutsey sugar goop here].Curly Locks, Curly Locks, Will you be mine? You shall not wash dishes, Nor feed the swine, But sit on a cushion And sew a fine seam, And sup upon strawberries, Sugar, and whipped cream.

A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar! What makes you come so soon? You used to come at ten o'clock; Now you come at noon.

So remember kids, don't come too soon. That's bad. And not safe. And not fun. You want to come late. Certainly after noon. That's fun. and safe. And etcetera.

Fiddle the dee, fiddle the dee, The fly has married the bumblebee.They went to the church, And married was she. The fly has married the bumblebee, for fiddling the dee.

Four stiff standers, Four dilly-danders, Two lookers,Two crookers, And a wig-wag! What's a wig wag anyway ? You suppose they meant Liz Taylor wig wag ?

Enough of this fun and safe nursery rhyme stuff. Let's look at pictures now

Here's Barbie the doll in a refined European blue gown with lace.

And here, an ethnically and anatomically correct Barbie. As you can see, she's made differently from you and me. Weeell, maybe just you. And isn't all that fur just fab ?

Finally, hip and fashion queen Barbie introducing her new friend. Batteries not included.

So kids, I hope you had fun and enjoyed your stay at the Zenofeller Extra Special Super Duper Safe and Fun portal for kids. With all it's fun and safe things to do. And always remember, wash thoroughly in between uses. Just about the only advice you need, really.

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