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Zenofeller.com ("zenofeller.com") is the website you are reading this on. If you are not reading this on zenofeller.com, you are either confused or mislead. You are you.

There does not exist nor can there exist any sort of legally relevant relationship in between zenofeller.com and you. This means, among other things, without limitation, that zenofeller.com is too cool to be associated with the likes of you.

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SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. YOU MAY ALSO HAVE OTHER LEGAL RIGHTS, WHICH VARY FROM JURISDICTION TO JURISDICTION. NOTE THAT THERE EXISTS NO JURISDICTION UNDER WHICH ANY ACTION CAN BE BROUGHT AGAINST ZENOFELLER.COM, A SITUATION THAT YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE TO.

This agreement, and any and all disputes arising in any way from any relationship between you and zenofeller.com, including but not limited to your use of the zenofeller.com website shall be governed by and construed in accordance solely with the discretion of zenofeller.com. No third party, whether a single person or a group, whether styling themselves "court of law" or "court of justice" or any variation thereof, or anything else has any jurisdiction or can acquire jurisdiction over any such disputes. This stands without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws, and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of the whims and discretion of zenofeller.com.

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