Who is Sam ?

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Who is Sam ?

Let's play a litte game shall we ? The purpose is to catch Sam. I'll give you some clues :

If you see yourself in one of these pics, you probably know Sam.

On the other hand, if you see yourself in one of these pics, you probably fucked Sam, or at least you let him slobber all over your snatch. Not sure which is worse.

If this was your fall 2005 schedule, you probably met Sam.

If you work for Berkley's Open Computer Facility, you probably also know Sam. Maybe not all that well, but still.

Sam is an outstandingly sick fuck, which, at Berkley, is quite an accomplishment.

Sam is a clueless noob. You've heard the legends about the literature major fucking up his Apache/2.0.50 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.0.50 OpenSSL/0.9.7d Server account, in spite of the admins trying to run a pretty tight outfit. Not legends anymore. He lives !

Sam can't sing. Sam's best friend and co-fury can't play the guitar. Or vice-versa. And someone certainly can't use a mixer, or a tape recorder. As a point of curiosity, might Sam's other name be Kim ? Can you imagine having to go through life with a name like "Sam Kim" ? Kim who ? Is she hot ?

Finally, one of the people in these pics actually is Sam.

As the server happily tells us, you can contact that user by sending mail to: sam@OCF.Berkeley.EDU. Let me point out that the longer you go without actually telling Sam, the longer his open web server is going to stay that way.

Now, have you found Sam ?

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