What's all this stuff ?!



First off, Welcome ! We hope you'll enjoy your stay.


From its humble beginings, zenofeller.com has grown over the years, and became quite complex. Today a thousand eyes peer at you curiously from behind the entertwined briar patch. Let's try and introduce everyone, shall we.

I. The Main Site.

Contains articles, mostly written by zenofeller himself (but submissions are actually considered). They may seem funny or offensive or just plain nonsense depending on who reads them.

Is split into the current crop of articles, written in the past few months and complete yearly archives for 2007, 2006 and 2005.


II. Xenophillia - The forum.

Xenophillia is one of the very few free speech resources remaining on the oh-so open and free Internet. Let's quote its Registration Agreement :
The administrators and moderators of this forum will make no attempt to remove or edit any material posted, irrespective of whether it is considered, by any person and entity, without limitation and without exception, objectionable, offensive, illegal, harmful, tasteless or otherwise inappropriate. This specifically includes the opinions of clergymen, tele-evangelists, judges, lawyers, concerned mothers, as well as any panel or assembly, regardless of whether it styles itself a "council", "association", "court", "jury" or otherwise. This not because it would be "impossible" to review every message posted, as it is often claimed, but because we do not want to.
It's main attractions are the world famous Travel Thread containing hundreds and hundreds of travel pictures and miles of commentary from one of the more seasoned travellers currently drawing breath. If your alternatives are, spend a few thousand dollars on a tour of some sort, or reading it, you will indubitably get more travel experience by reading it. Along those lines, and given the success of pornography in general, it's not surprising to see tens of thousands of reads in travelography.

Also worth mentioning, the Cooking, Sex and Lifestyle as well as the World's Museums families of threads. The Zenofeller, you're full of shit forum carries articles and user contributed commentary. An excellent place to stir up some trouble.

There's lots of pictures to check out, as a rule displayed as thumbnails. All thumbnails are clickable, and they link to a full screen version of the respective picture. If you would like to aquire rights to use any of the pictures displayed for whatever commercial purpose, feel free to send an email. I'm more than reasonable.

Feel free to search the forum, since many articles are also found in the forum, you are bound to come up with at least a few gems.

And ofcourse, let's not forget the graveyard where idiotic posts go to rot away in peace. It's made of spam, mostly, but a few (suspected) humans have managed to make their way there too.

III. Zehiki - aka Zenopedia Hilaris

Zehiki is a currently closed wiki style encyclopedia of fun stuff. You can learn a bit about how zehiki was born or peruse the articles.

It's still a work in progress, and editors would be in principle be welcome, except they'd have to first show they're funny and bright people (which, presumably, could be attempted on the forum)

IV. Asylum - the novel.

This is a great book zeno & chet wrote together, started sometime during their travels in Eastern Europe (possibly at night, under the influence of Romanian cognac while crossing the Varna bridge, in the Orient Express headed for Istanbul) and finished under the glaring sun of Egypt.

You can read it, for free, in either pdf or plain text format, or you can actually order a copy, it's still in print (hey, that's rare nowadays).

You can even leave your own comments, or read what other people had to say.

Even more shockingly, you can listen to Asylum read by its authors, even of not all the chapters are finished yet.

V. Epothy - the game.

A MMORPG is currently under development. Unlike all the others, this one will actually be cool. Read all about Epothy, the actually cool MMORPG.


VI. Fuck them.


There's plenty of pages that exist solely for the purpose of pissing people off. For instance, the guru.com bunch of scammers have their very own.


Of course, you could also try and contact the author. Make sure you read the fine print first however.

Also, it bears repeating that zenofeller has been trying to get sued for about two years now, with absolutely no success whatsoever. Please, if you know anyone who could make this frustrated dream come true, let us know.

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