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I bet I can get you sent to prison.
You don't believe me, do you ? Ha. No, really ? Ok, tell you what, let's play a little game then. I'm going to try and get you convicted of a felony. Just by saying things to you, or moreover by writing them down here. If I fail, well, you win. But if I succeed... Hmm What should I ask for ? I don't want your noisy spoilt brats, all the interesting souls are down here already, you're poor, ugly and boring... bleah. Tell you what, if I do manage to get you arrested, prosecuted, convicted and incarcerated, all you have to do is tell them I made you do it. You didn't want to, but I made you. Okay ? Okay then. Here's an excerpt of what's in store for you : Whoever violates, or attempts or conspires to violate, paragraphs [1] (1), (2), or (3) of subsection (a) shall be fined under this title and imprisoned not less than 5 years and not more than 20 years Still not convinced ? Fine. Scroll down, if you really think you got what it takes to play the Zenofeller Game of Judicial Doom. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  Oh. My. God. What have you done you unfortunate fuck ! That girl looks underage. Worse, she IS underage. Those are genuine fucking books and genuine high school fucking lavatories. She is clearly being abused. And the grainy quality of the photograph tells a story. A story of being taken back in the late 70's/early 80's when nobody gave a fuck about sexually abused children. Everyone forgot about it, except perverts like me, who kept it ever since deliberately, to torment nice, upstanding citizens like yourself. Let us administer your legal last rites then : USC TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 110 > § 2252 : Any person who knowingly possesses 1 or more books, magazines, periodicals, films, video tapes, or other matter which contain any visual depiction that has been mailed, or has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce, or which was produced using materials which have been mailed or so shipped or transported, by any means including by computer, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct shall be punished as provided in subsection (b) of this section. (you read that above - n. Z). Oh, hang on, I can hear you think... this can't be real, because if it were, I'd be in a worse jam than you, right ? Well, not really. You see, on one hand I don't exist under US jurisdiction. On the other, I do not actually host that blasted image, I just link to it. It is really hosted by La Musardine - La librairie érotique de Paris. Guess what, the French aren't under US jurisdiction either. They couldn't care less. You however... you are quite a different matter. You see, your helpful browser has actually downloaded the image, cached it as they call it. It resides, physically, on your hard drive. Has, in fact, ever since you were just reading the title of the page. You never had a chance, huh. Awww. What's worse, your ISP diligently made a note of your...ahem... dubious request to a fetish porn site somewhere in France, or was it Alger, or Viet Nam ? Regardless. As per the instructions of your snoopy government, that note will be retained for a few years. Besides, the same snoopy government has software tracking private communications, you know, to prevent terrorism. And trafficking in child pornography. You dumb fuck. Did you ever get busted for possession of say, a baggie or two ? The judge will be pleased to hear. You think the wife will ever agree to joint custody now ? Oh, no, wait, you won't be allowed visitation anyway. Not unless Bubba is doing the visiting. And all for an ugly bush that looks like a ballsack. Just not your day, is it. Don't forget now, you didn't want to, but I made you. Okay ? Bye-Bye. 1 people didn't want to do it, but I made them. Honest. |
