Symmetry

A bunch of nitwits came up with this idea that beauty=symmetry. And some hogwash as to how symmetrical is somehow genetically better and that's why we like some people and not like others. Such scientific brilliance. Judge for yourself :
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Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan
What we've done here is taken the two halves Lindsay's made of and cloned their mirror image. And then glued them together. Aint symmetry an improvement ? It doesn't hurt everybody the same way tho.
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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
Britney looks the same in all three. So how come she's falling off the sexy chart then ? Must be more to it than symmetry.
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Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie
The incontrovertible proof Pitt is gay. Well... at least half the time. When he wakes up on the right side of the bed, like.
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Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Do you have a thing for the werewolf mangirl ? Cute isn't she ? Fury.
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Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton
Paris was in fact twins. That's weird.
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Jennifer Aniston
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Jennifer Aniston
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Jennifer Aniston
Nice chin.
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Evangeline Lilly
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Evangeline Lilly
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Evangeline Lilly
Twins is one thing. But two quite different skin tones ? Multiculturalitism ! Either that or the body snatchers messed up.
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Beyonce Knowels
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Beyonce Knowels
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Beyonce Knowels
That's all for now, watch for an update in a few. (O, I take requests. Name the next victims in the comments below).

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