Sharon Stone to Kiss just about anybody.

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Sharon Stone to Kiss just about anybody.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not passing this around as news. It still is funny, sorta like having an uncle that always farts during the Thanksgiving dinner finally dead and buried, and then hearing a fart as you pass the cemetery years later. Hi, Uncle, great to see everything's alright down there.

In case you don't recall last decade's crop of femmes fatales, here's what I'm talking about :

The girl's on fire ! She'd kiss just about anybody ?! It's a wonder that half gallon glass didn't end up inserted.

Introducing today's three handsome bachelors that might bring about peace in the Middle East, if only they found a woman to exhaust their creative energies with, instead of polishing Soviet-era anti aircraft shoulder mounted missiles.

The first contender, Mr Ramzi Youself, thin, blue eyes, curly hair, comes with a solid reputation for turning up the heat. Be it a convention center, embassy or temple you can count on him to bring things up. Way up. Boom.

If any bachelorette would manage to accomplish with just water what the federal prison system is striving for, blowing upwards of 20M a year, the US taxpayer would be forever grateful.

The second contender, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed has been compared to James Bond and Forrest Gump, but he's really more like Chucky, except with a certain middle class affluence air about him. While he looks like blowjobs more than actual sex are his thing, a warm, understanding woman by his side would certainly increase land values all over the world, and bring insurance back into economical practicability.

And finally, to give the girl a reason to live, here's bachelor #3, with an impressive bottom line of domestic abuse and punching old ladies that call themselves Young, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

If that won't do it, she will probably have to bribe some Cape Canaveral security guard sometime just before the rocket's about to be launched.

Don't forget, folks, if peace is eventually reached in the middle east, it's not because of old farts like Ariel, Yasser and Shimon. It's because of still-young fanny like Sharon. Let the kissing begin.

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