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The skinny, pale, frustrated guy.

Ever met a millitant loser ? No ? Awww. Here you go.
A war is being waged!!11!!eleventy

All over the world, dumb jocks, dead beat dads, and overall low-lifes are seducing the best women that society has to offer. They seduce them, they breed with them, and they produce more dumb jocks, more dead beat dads, and more low lifes. Meanwhile, nice guys, smart guys, guys who benefit humanity are sitting at home, alone and miserable.
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Right off the bat, we've learned that women are a resource. Much like limestone, salpeter and public toilets.

We've also learned that dumb jocks, dead beat dads and low lifes are genetically determined. Cool people only have cool kids, as everybody knows.

Meanwhile, nice guys and smart guys benefit humanity passively, through their mere continued existence. Benefits ooze out of them, just like that, they don't have to do anything. Much like smoke, all it takes is a fag.

Also, they are sitting at home, alone and miserable. While their loneliness and misery does not particularly plead in favour of their intelligence, it certainly throws the entire nice angle for a loop. How do you even know somebody is "nice" other than by observing they are NOT lonely and miserable ?

Unless, of course, that somebody that's lonely and miserable is you, and then obviously you KNOW you're smart and nice. How could you NOT be smart ? Didn't mom always say you're smart ? So therefore ! Not to mention nice. Of course you're nice. Heck, even Bundy thought of himself as a nice guy, sure, he had a few problems in the past, but overall, a nice guy.
Under the current order, the best and brightest women are being paired with the dumbest guys, and the best and brightest guys are left begging for scraps.
So, women come in two flavours. Best and brightest, on one hand, and scraps on the other. Verily, tis good to know.
The scales must be tipped back into our favor, for the good of humankind. Progress isn’t made by football players, it’s made by nerds in a laboratory. Progress is made by skinny pale guys.
I was waiting for this progress notion to make it's appearance, and yes, here it is, punctual as ever. Progress. Isn't progress the best thing ever ? Progress is so great and wonderful and magnificent. And where would we be without progress, tell me that ? We'd be nowhere, that's where. For one must always have progress, or else, it's necessarily a case of regress. And correspondingly, in the absence of regress, there's always progress.

Don't forget mongress, clongress and a pet tigress in a pretty blue dress, and you can egress into Congress and make your immortal speech about progress.
Something needs to be done.
A, yes. A call to Progress!
It is thus only logical that we should be the ones breeding with the most attractive, intelligent women.
We being, ofcourse, the nice and smart yet somehow inexplicably alone and miserable skinny pale guys. I feel so very included.

Not to mention, I welcome the opportunity to learn things. Remember how women came in two flavours, hot&smart vs scraps ? Well, men come in two flavours too. Good looking and smart. That's how it is. Everybody knows.

Men, unlike women, aren't "sexy&smart" vs scraps. They're sexy vs smart. This is so for other reasons than because sexy oops i mean skinny pale guys don't know too many women. At all. Promise.

But there's more beauty than meets the eye in there. You see, the guy may have intended to say "it's only logical" as a figure of speech, for exaggeration, the way you say "quite" when you mean a whole lot. British, like.

However, in context, it comes out as the plain ordinary everyday "only", as in, the McBudget is a dollar and I only have fifty five cents. It'd seem logical, if you were one of them, that lonely, miserable guys breed with the most attractive, intelligent women, but nothing more. Certainly not a good idea, overall, certainly not if you ask the women. "It's only logical". It could be a good idea, the state of affairs, everybody's ideal and logical. As it is, it's only logical. A well.

Perfectly reasoned, Mr Spock. Except for the whole reasoned part. Mark Twain has a quote for you, something about removing all doubt.
If we’re going to make a change, we need to start now. I’m doing my part by keeping this blog. All you have to do is read it, put it in practice, and tell everyone you know. Spread the word about skinnypaleguy.com however you can.
Aww, such dissapointment.

Reading the guy's drivel I was remembering that Hitler was remarkably skinny. And kinda pale, too, if memory serves. And rather preoccupied with lowlifes and deat beats breeding with otherwise perfectly usable women. O, and doing something about it.

So I was sort of hoping for a better call to action than just reading about it some more. Something grand, something apt to shake the world off it's very foundation.

I suppose herein lies the explanation to the nice smart guy's loneliness. They leave people unsatisfied, and word spreads quickly these days.

15 skinny pale guys are not smart nor nice.

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