The art of pissing people off.

The art of pissing people off.

There exists a very interesting loophole in the way search engines work nowadays. Basically, when they decide which page is most relevant to a query, they will give an undue weight to who links to that page, rather than what the page actually contains.

Therefore, if your name was say Adam Bumblepants, and you decided to make yourself a personal webpage, adambumblepants.com, on which you would detail the very interesting and most captivating minutia of the life and deeds of one proud member of the Bumblepants bloodline, by the name of Adam on one hand, and yahoo.com decided to make a page called yahoo.com/o2vtp241tvmv4.html which contains the words "Adam Bumblepants fumbles in his pants", and then proceed to link it from their, say, news page, the results would be surprising.

Should someone search for the string "Adam Bumblepants", he would certainly be served the yahoo entry first and learn that Adam Bumblepants fumbles in his pants, and maybe as a second thought be served the adambumblepants.com webpages, which he wouldn't conceivably bother with. After all, who cares what some pants fumbler has to say anyway.

Therefore, I decided to keep this here list of people that are virtual nobodies on the Internet on one hand and obnoxious for whatever reason on the other. This way, if their employer / prospective date / mother / cat / whatever types their name in a search engine, they will find out all sorts of sordid little details.

I welcome suggestions, if you just so happen to find an idiot, especially one with delusions of grandeur and a microscopic e-penis, feel free to email me a link and I'll probably add their name here, when I get to it.

So, without further ado, the Definitive List of Negligible Idiots, raw and unsorted :
Mack Tight
John Giacobbi

13 nigligible idiots swallowed rat poison out of sheer unmanaged anger sparked by seeing they don't rank too high in search engines even for their own uninspired handles.

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this page was made using a bent spoon. anything else is for failures