Muslimy

I'm getting sick of all the whitewash and soft gloves employed by the more civilised Westerners when dealing with muslims. Fuck that shit.

First off, let me tell you that I have direct experience. I have lived a month in Turkey and a couple months in Egypt. It's not like I don't know what I'm talking about. Not to mention that I know everything anyway.

I have compiled for your use a list of what's wrong with muslims. This does not refer to "extremists" or "terrorists" or whatever else you want to call some imaginary distinction for political benefit. It refers to the average muslim, and to all of them.

1. Muslims don't wash enough. They don't wash uniformly (ie, hands and feet they do, cocks and cunts they don't). They don't use nearly enough soap, in the rare occasions when they use any.

2. Muslims don't think. I spoke with over a hundred people, it never occurred to any that you could in fact not believe in God and be perfectly happy for it. It never occurred to any that a society can exist where women are expected to decide for themselves whom to fuck. The list is really endless, and the only conclusion is, a muslim never sits down and thinks about anything. They're like a signal processor with no feedback, they just act on what they see on TV or hear from the imam. No recursion, no actual thought.

It is said that dogs are perfectly capable to interact with objects in their proximity but not represent objects they have seen before. In a classical experiment, a dog was faced with 3 gates, behind one being food. A light would signal the right gate. If the gates opened immediately, all dogs got the food. If the gates were delayed a couple minutes, only one dog got any food. You know why ? When he saw the light he pointed his nose to it, when door opened he went where nose pointed. Couldn't mentally process something not physically present.

In this sense, muslims are dogs.

4. Muslims are stupid. I made a little toy out of ink and paper for the amusement of children (I thought). It's really simple : Take 7 sheets of paper, and write on each numbers as follows : on the first, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9... ; on the second 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 10... ; on the 3rd 4, 5, 6, 7, 12, 13, 14, 15... so forth, up to an arbitrary cutoff (with 7 sheets you can do up to 250 or so). Now, hand the sheets to someone, tell them to think of a number and hand you back those sheets that have it printed on them. Add the first number on each sheet handed to you to guess their number.

Simple right ? Fucking binary. Well, nobody laughed, and nobody said binary. They said MAGIC !!! The adults, not the children. To the same degree computers are fucking magic for crying out lout.

5. Muslims are uncultured. I had the delight to notice that cab drivers in Cairo never saw a map in their life. How's this for culture shock. Forget not being able to read a map, even if you're of the race that I think invented map making. Simply never having seen one before. I don't even want to discuss books, or the booming literacy which is poised to soon hit 50% in the capital.

People are not as muslimy all over the world. Egypt is sorta midway between the savages of Africa and Afghanistan and the comparatively very advanced people of Turkey. In fact, the more a country is muslim, the more it is unwashed, unthinking, stupid and uncultured. The less it is muslim, the more washed, thinking, intelligent and cultured the citizenry.

Being a muslim correlates positively with mental retardation. It however correlates positively with being overly proud of imaginary accomplishments. Which, as the story goes, is a prerequisite for good quality stupidity.

Zenofeller wiped his ass with 1 fatwahs so far. Please bring more.

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