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Look at the sort of email I'm getting :
Subject: Urgent your Rainforest needs you!
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2006 00:42:50 +0000 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed X-OriginalArrivalTime: 12 Mar 2006 00:42:50.0700 (UTC) FILETIME=[E41570C0:01C6456D] Hi there, The Brazilian congress is now voting on a project that will reduce the Amazon by 50% of its size. It will take 1 MINUTE to read this, but PLEASE put your names on the list and forward this on as instructed below. The aim is to show how many people are against this project. First, some facts: The Amazon rainforest is responsible for the generation of 20% of the oxygen that we on this earth breathe, 30% of the world's freshwater is contained within the Amazon basin. 60% of the cancer-fighting drugs used today are derived from plants that can only be found within the Amazon rainforest. The area to be De-forested is 4 times the size of Portugal and would be mainly used for agriculture and pastures for livestock. All the wood is to be sold to international markets in the form of wood chips, by large multinational companies. The truth is that the soil in the Amazon forest is useless without the forest itself. Its quality is very acidic and the region is prone to constant floods. At this time more than 160,000 square kilometres De-forested with the same purpose are abandoned and in the process of becoming deserts, meaning that this proposal is in the short-term interests of a few, and in the long term interests of none. Please copy (cut & paste or highlight?) the entire text into a new e-mail, put your complete name on the list below, and send to everyone you know. (DON'T JUST FORWARD IT, AS IT WILL THEN END UP WITH ROWS AND ROWS of '>' which discourages people from sending it on). If you are the 400th person to sign please send a copy to: fsaviolo@openlink.com.br What a genius came up with this scheme ! Admire the beauty of the design. If a simple majority of all people alive don't ever hear about this email, why should any politicos care ? And if they do indeed hear about it, and even add their names to this piece of crap, at a conservative 16 characters per, we come up with a hefty 40 Gigabyte email ! You could send your friends 40 or so DVD quality films of your chosing, or all the games ever released that are worth playing, or a complete description of your DNA, or even 400 hours of your personal porn colection, but you will certainly not do any of that. Instead, you will forward them the above drivel, with your name proudly added to it, somewhere in the 2.4 billion position. Oh, no, wait... most free mail services limit your emails' size, so it wouldn't work anyway. But if it did work, the total back and forth emailing would eat no less than 1.6 x 10^21 bytes of bandwidth, or 1.6 million PetaBytes, or roughly the throughput of 58,000 T3 lines over an entire week. The Internet would simply be obliterated. Go Team Brains ! On the other side, if any government in this world ever agreed to change it's proposed legislation based on something like this scheme, that fact alone would constitute excellent grounds to invade and raze that piece of shit country, much more so than anything Bush came up with yet. This is why everyone hates emo kids. They sit around their emo caves and come up with impractical, stupid and useless shit like this. If it were just impractical, or just stupid, or just useless, they wouldn't be much different from your average schmoe. But they manage to fail everything all at once, something ordinary people couldn't if they tried. So, here's the list of idiots. It wouldn't be a bad idea to print it out, and check out all future employees, dates and co-workers against it. At least then you know where you're standing >01 - Fernanda de Souza Saviolo - Rio de Janeiro - RJ. >02 - Nara Maria.de.Souza - Rio de Janeiro - RJ >03 - Julio Cesar Fraga.Viana Rio de.Janeiro. >04 - Monica Grotkowsky Brotto SPaulo >05 - Mauricio.Grotkowsky Br!.Otto.Sao Paulo >06 - Ricardo A.Corrallo - SP >07 - Sunny.Jonathan - SP >08.-.Leonardo Larsen Rocha - SP >09 - Evandro Sestrem >10.- Marco Aurlio.Wehrmeister - Blumenau - SP >11 - Angela Maria.Gonalves - Blumenau -SP. >12 -.Alessandra Bernardino-Blumenau - SP >13 - Pedro.Carstens Penfold - Rio.de.Janeiro - RJ >14 - Annelena Porto Delgado - Sao Paulo >15 - Erica.Couto.-Sao Paulo >16 - Elaine Couto- Sao Paulo - SP >17 -.Tatiana de Almeida.Voivodic - Sao Paulo >18 - Solange B Furlanetto - Sao.Paulo / SP! >19 -.Mar!.cos deSouza Mello - Sao Paulo / SP >20 -.ElianeSantiago - Sao Paulo / SP >21 -.Francisca J. Bezerra Alves Ara*Jo - SaoPaulo-SP >22 -.Carlos Alber to.Dantas.Junior - Rio de JaneiroRJ >23 - Daniel Rodrigues DA.Cruz - Rio de.Janeiro./RJ >24 - Gabriella Gaida - Rio de Janeiro - RJ >25 -.Ceclia Silva Teixe.Ira.Pinto - RJ - 03/06/75 >26 - Tania Santos Miguel >27 -.Celso Henrique!.Diniz.Valente de Figueiredo -RJ >28 - Marcelo Lopes.Rheingantz - Rio de.Janeiro -.RJ >29 - Rodrigo Tassinari de Oliveira - Rio de.Janeiro >30- Andr.LobatoPinheiro - Rio deJaneiro - RJ >31 - Ismael dos.Santos Silva - RJ. >32.- Gustavo Alexandre Caetano Correa - RJ >33 - Juana.Varella Barca de..Amorim - Ri o de Janeiro >34 - Nara Faria Silva Rio de.Janeiro -RJ- >35 -.Isabella Jaggi SaoPaulo- SP >36 - Diana de Andrade.Freitas - Rio de.Janeiro -RJ >37 - Karina Dourad! O - Sao Paulo >38.- Pablo Genuncio.Garcia - Rio de Janeiro >39 - Fabola Morais de Lucca -.}Sao Paulo >40 -.AlexeiMorais de Lucca -Sao Paulo - SP >41 - Renata.Regina Roxo -.Sao.Paulo - SP - >42 - Fernanda Teixeira - Sao Paulo - SP.- >43 - Patricia.Freitas - Sao Paulo - SP >44 - Cintia Regina K*rner.-Alemanha - DE - >45 - Wolfgang K*rner - Alemanha - DE >46 - Roseani Viei! Ra.Roch a - San.Francisco - CA >47 - Angela Ichimura - ! S*o Paul o -.SP >48 - Assunta.Viola.- Sao Paulo - SP >50 - Marina Amaral - Alemanha - DE. >51 - Fabian.Rodrigu! Es.Caetano - Sao Paulo - SP >52 - Luciana Cabrera-.Santa Barbara- Ca >53.- Andrea Torres- Lahaina, Hawaii >54 - Carla Duarte- New.York, NY >55 - Sergio.Goes - New York, NY >56 - Itaal Shur - New York, NY >57.- Hiroyoku.Sanada-New.York, NY, US >58 - Marianne Ebert-new York, NY, US >59.- Gloriana M..Calh!.oun - New York,! NY >60 - RogerJazilek - NewYork, NY. >61 - Cheryl To -.New.York, NY >62 - Judy Mercer - Paris, France >63 -.Evelyne Pouget-.Woodstock ,.NY >64 - Hera-Woodstock, NY >65 - Nicos Peonides -.Cyprus - New York NY. >66 -.Fiona Cousins - New York, NY >67 - Alistair Millington.- London, UK >68.-.Edgar Craggs - Bristol, UK >69 - Chris Hastie -.Nottingham, UK >70 -.Adam.Barley - Bristol, UK >71 - Dawn Morgan - Bristol, UK. >72 - Lottie.Berthoud.- Bristol , UK >73 - Julia Simnett - Bristol, UK >74 -.Lindsey Colbourne.-.Bath, UK >75 - Wendy Lawton - Bath, UK >76 - James.Friel - Birmingham,.UK >77.- Sylvia Magyar - Budapest, Hungary >78 - Danco.Uzunov - Budapest.Hungary . >79 - Vladimir Jurukovski - New York, USA >80-.LasteStojanovski -.Auckland, NewZealand >81 - Katerina Rusevska - Skopje,.M acedonia >82 -.Snezana Pesic -Kragujevac, Yugoslavia >83 - Sladjan.Pavlovic - Beograd,.Yugoslavia >84 - Jelka Crnobrnja-Isailovic -.Belgrade, Yugoslavia >85 -.Begoqa.Arano-Brussels, Belgium >86 - Brendan Kelly-Brussels,.Belgium >87 -.Rafael.Marquez-Madrid, Spain >88 - Ignacio De la Riva-Madrid,.Spain >89 - A..Townsend Peterson - Lawrence,Kansas >90 -Anita.Gamauf-Vienna,Austria. >91 - Desmond Allen-Tokyo, Japan >92 - Krys Kazmierczak,.London, UK. >93 -.Anand.Prasad, Denma rk >94 - Pauline McLeod, Yo! rk, UK .. >95 - Lee Casey,.Harrogate, United Kingdom >96 - Sibylle Rhovier,.Bournemouth, UK >97 -.Peter.McCaig, London UK >98 - Robert Vint, Totnes, UK >99 - Hugh Warwick,.Oxford,.UK >100 - Richard Madden, Brighton, UK >101 - Amanda.Marks , Woodbidge,.UK. >102 - Jane Laws, Woodbridge, UK >103 - Joanna Hayes,.London, UK >104 -.Julian.Matthews - London UK >105 - Anna Davies, London, UK. >106 - Darren Lucas,.Mansfield, UK >107 - Nic Masters, Taunton, UK >108 -.Kate Dougal, London,.UK. >109 - Richard Dolan, London, UK >110 - Stacey Watson,.London, UK >111 -.Shannon O'Brien, London, UK >112 - Jigna Patel,.London, UK >113 - Lisa.O'Brien, Malmo, Sweden >114 - Johan Luyckx, Malmo,.Sweden >115 - John.Dolecek, Malmo, Sweden >116 - Steven Huynh, Malmo,.Sweden >117 - Bodil.Johansson, Malmo, Sweden >118 - Anna-Maj Wandt, Dalby,.Swed!en >119 -.Kajsa.Nordstrom, Uppsala, Sweden >120 - Anna Hillerberg,.Stockholm , Sweden. >121 -.Annika Jegbert, Stockholm, Sweden >122 - Christer.Jegbert, Stockholm,.Sweden. >123 - Anna-Carin Collin, Taby, Sweden >124 - Nadja von.Kantzow,.Stockholm,.Sweden >125 - Johan von kantzow, Stockholm, Sweden >126 - Calle.Rosengren! ,.stockholm, sweden >127 - Daniel Achilles, Stockholm,.Sweden >128 -.Cecilia.Andersson, Stockholm, Sweden >129 - Henrik Eriksson,.Stockholm, Sweden. >130 -.Pontus Holmgren, Stockholm,Sweden >131 - JB. Russell,.Paris, France. >132 -.S.D. Smith, Virginia, United States >134 - January.Harris, Virginia,.United.States >135 - Tarki L. - Crook, Virginia, United.States >136 - Marcia L..Rutledge, Syracuse, NY, USA >137 - Justin A. Cohen,.Syracuse, NY, US. >138 -.Stephen C. Shriber, Amsterdam, The Netherlands >139 -.Laura I.Shriber!,.Den.Haag, The Netherlands 140 - Rutje V.Gorissen,.Amsterdam , The.Netherlands. >141 - Floris Mansvelt Beck >142 - Herbert A. Hauer >143.- Dorien Culo,.Denderleeuw, Belgium >144 - Heidi De Glas ,.denderleeuw , Belgium >145 -. Van.Wesemael Emily J., Nafraiture, Belgium >146 - Nicola.Monkhouse, Surrey,.UK. >147 - Rowena Pickering, Barnsley, UK >148 - Jonathan.Exley,.Birmingham, UK. >149 - Uwe Harck,south africa >150 - Chad O'Kulich -.EEUU >151 - JohnSedej -.Chicago, IL USA >152 - Cari Ishida - Chicago, IL USA >153 - Bettina.Yari o -.Chicago, IL USA >154 - Eric Swanson - Chicago, IL USA >155 - Michael Orlove - Chicago, IL USA >156 - Paulinho Garcia - Chicago, IL USA >157 - Shirley.Vieira - Chicago, IL USA >158 - Andreia H. Cardoso - Chicago, IL USA >159 - Elizabeth Lazar Muir- Chicago, IL USA >160 - Israela Goldblum - Jerusalem, Israel >161 - yael weinstein- Beer Sheva, Israel >162 - liora chayoth- tel aviv,israel. >163 - ori regev - israel. >164 - adam maor- haifa, israel. >165 - bernardo foth geneva, switzerland. >166 - miri maor- haifa, israel. >167 - Ethan Priel, Herzliya, Israel. >168 - Tami Aylat-Yaguri, Nirit, Israel. >169 - Aryeh Hecht, New York, NY USA. >170 - Peter Fallon, New York. >171 - Deahni Kipnis, Taos, New Mexico. >172 - Marilynn Nicholson, Taos New Mexico. >173 - Charles Swan, Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania >174 - Helena Bingham Kent, UK >175 - Stephen Conrad, Cambridge UK >176 - Nick Nicholls, Kingsbridge, UK >177 - Alan Sanderson >178 - Hilary Canto >179 - Martin Canto >180 - Janet Blair >181 - Kerstin Hildebrand >182 - Annabel Salomonsz >183 - Charlotte Francis, Melbourne, Australia >184 - Monica Byles, London, UK >185 - Clare Double, UK >186 - Vicky Short, UK >187 - Jessica Jenkins, Germany >187 - Mark Daly, Ireland >188 - Barry John Keating, Limerick, Ireland. >189 - Sinead O'Riordan, Ireland. >190 - Caoimhe Cregan, Limerick, Ireland >191 - Elaine Fitz Gibbon, Cork, Ireland >192 - Dara Desmond, Cork, Ireland >193 - Emer Liston, Limerick, Ireland >194 - Kevin Liston, Adelaide, Australia >195 - Maureen Liston, Adelaide, Australia >196 - Mandy Liston, Adelaide, Australia >197 -Tommy Hayden Kiltegan, Ireland. >198 - Monica Gorman, Baltinglass, Ireland >199 - Assumpta O'Neill, Baltinglass, Co Wicklow >200 - Gabrielle Carroll, Kilkenny, Ireland >201 - Kate Carroll, Kilkenny, Ireland >202 - David Nasseri, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada >203 - Andrew R. Mott, Kelowna, British Columbia,Canada >204 - Darren Irwin, Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada >205 - Richard Issler, Kelowna, British Columbia,Canada >206 - James Nicholls. Vernon BC Canada >207 - Peter A. Marriott. Vernon BC Canada >208 - Frank Reynolds, Salmon Arm, BC Canada >209 - Mary Reynolds, Salmon Arm, BC Canada >210 - KathyKeam, Sicamous, BC Canada >211 - Paul Keam, Sicamous, BC Canada >212 - Rick Jensen, Mara,BC Canada >213 - Marlene Jensen,Mara, BC Canada >214 - Pat Williams, North Vancouver, BC Canada >215 - Murray Williams, North Vancouver, BC Canada >216 - Rayana De Silva, Vancouver, BC Canada >217 - Jude Warren, Hamps >218 - Anne Mickey, Monaco >219 - Jane Pesch, Victoria, BC Canada >220 - James Wright, Tappen BC Canada >221 - Margaret Zsadanyi, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >222 - Robert Zsadanyi, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >223 - Doug Hughes, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >224 - Barbara Hughes, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >225 - Steve Naylor, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >226 - Janet Naylor, Salmon Arm, BC, Canada >227 - Darryl Auten, Salmon Arm, B. C. Canada >228 - Peter Hill, Vancouver, BC. Canada >229 - Douglas Bacon, Vancouver, BC, Canada >230 - Don Reynolds, Toronto, ON, Canada >231 - Paul Pei, Toronto, ON, Canada >232 - Suzanne Catty, Toronto, ON Canada >233 - Diane young, Sydney, NSW, Austraia >234 - Voula Ampas, ON, Canada - 235 - Alberto Lunati, ON, Canada - 236 - Emily Zarb, ON, Canada - 237 - Keith Routly, Ontario, Canada - 238 - Charlotte Robertson, Ontario, Canada - 239 - Detta B. Lange, Devon UK - 240 - lizi jamal, devon, england. one love :) lizi jamal - 241 - Sam Roberts, Bristol, UK - 242 - Emmanuel Mendes, Queenstown, NZ About 1 people emailed fsaviolo@openlink.com.br to let him know how smart he is. |