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First off, what do these two have in common ?
  Frog faces ? No. Sieg Heil salute ? No. Weird hair ? No. It could be two things. It could be the retard glasses. Or it could be the fact that they belong to a family that gave Korea more leader-years than the Medici family gave pope-years, except, unlike the Medici, these guys followed democratic procedure and got themselves ellected by free, popular ballot, fifty or so times. The retard glasses. Did you know that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea actually has a website ? No joke. 23 or so million people lost somewhere in the coastal jungles of North East Asia got together back in 1970, and totally trusted in their leader. They then started a big effort and today, 36 years later, that effort has come to fruition. They have made, wonder of wonders, one entire website.  Of course, it takes the average teenager in the not retarded rest of the world about twenty minutes to make a website. But it's not really the Korean's fault. They're just retarded. Before your liberal hearts start bleeding "lack of opportunity and unfortunate circumstances" and all that crud, let's ask them how they dress. That usually decides the matter one way or the other. 
They may not be the first to discover society is made out of clothing style and political discourse. Our friends over at the NY Times probably came up with that one. However, the Korean Densely Retarded People did contribute something of their own. Inferior, superior and external clothing, plus their subdivisional aspects. Namely :
But all is not well in Retard-Land. In the words of Teh Phearless Ldr, 
The evil imperialist yanks yanked brother from sister and parents from parents (presumably not the same people).
 At least 100 years ago, at least 40,000 yanks did the bad. Oh noes. They totally did what ? The horrors ! They totally gave weapons and trucks to people that didn't really want to be governed by Mr Ldr, the great. Like, totally. More than totally. The net result being 
So let's move on to toursim then.
All people and passports are invited to apply except for: Republic of Korea (South Korea). US citizens are welcome to apply on this trip.
No, wait. I thought the yanks kept brothers from making parents out of sisters or somesuch ? Could it be that Mr Phearless, Teh Ldr is lieing ? Is it in fact The Densely Retarded People's Korea that keeps Insuficiently Retarded Koreans away ? By, like, refusing to issue visas ? How totally fucking surprising.
Let us continue then. The Korean Friendship Organization organizes a Business Trip to North Korea. Individuals who sign up will be informed of the alternative dates. This delegation is opened to individual businessmen and companies worldwide interested to study the existing and new business possibilities in North Korea in the areas of
Not to mention that the areas of export, import and joint venturing are more than I can chew. I just want to import chinese silicon vibrators and export jade anal beads, so KISS. Don't miss out on the opportunities:
I don't even want to get into the import and export of health and art. I've seen the guys importing health and art containers in the NY Harbor, and they're just not a crowd I want to mix with. Besides, most of the 15 year old artpieces arive dead by asphixia and most of the 3 year old kidneys and livers health bits aren't properly packaged. Seems dry ice is more expensive than freshly cut out body parts in Asia. So, overall, I think I'll pass. For the moment, the pre-inscription for the business trips are closed. I passed first anyway. Filmmakers, journalists or any other media-related person aren’t allowed to participate. The amusing thing is, this probably includes bloggers. Articles not allowed in the DPRK:
1 Koreans suck shrively Kim cock on a regular basis, and then hold meetings to discuss how great it tastes. The rest just take it up the ass. |