Enough with the text size already !

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Enough with the text size already !

You people are killing me. Literally. There is only one thing that surpasses the ammount of mail I get telling me how "utterly misguided" or "gay" or "stupid wanker" or "sad, sad, lonely kid in a basement" I presumably am. And that thing is people bitching about the font size!

Enough already. It's simple. If you use Internet Explorer (as I can see from my logs you are, to the tune of 56k IE to 90k total this month, you sleazy corporate whores that you are. Get a real browser why dontcha.) you need to move your mouse (over a flat surface, such as a desk or a mousepad) untill the mouse pointer (the funny arrow-like shaped thing on your screen) is riiiight above the "View" tab (that is the funny gray line on top of the screen, with letters on it. No, not the topmost one, where it says Internet Explorer. The one under that.) and you click. (Clicking is when you press the mouse button). Now hold steady, and don't be scared, it's a mere pop-up menu that sprung up. Won't bite. If you look there is a "Text Size" option in the list. Click on that (No, not just ANY button, the LEFT button).

You can make the text bigger or smaller. Suit yourself. Make it comfy. STOP BITCHING.

If you have somehow managed to get a real browser for yourself (Bravo mate, cheers, way to go), and presumably even managed to move it's starting page to something you actually like, you are definitely smart enough to figure how to adjust text sizes on your own. Or at the very least, you could bug THEIR support.

I dont want to ever hear anything about it again. There's a reason I used relative fonts all over the place, and it pisses me off to see how sheer stupidity negates all that.

I've turned 17 annoying teenagers into newts.

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