"I want to find a guy that's sensitive.."

Lie. This one's a whopper. Girls don't want sensitive guys, nay, when it comes down to it all they really want is sex. Most of them are no better than the assholes they sleep with. Sure.. they want sensitivity.. ass slapping, hair pulling sensitivity. What girl in their right mind would willingly sleep with a total jerk? Are all these girls being raped? Or are they really just horny? They want sensitivity.. or at least, that's what they'll have you believing, with their warm smiles and good looks. Just once, I'd like to meet a good looking girl that's not in denial, and that won't put on an integrity show, and that will just come out and admit that she's been pounded more times than any nail in the floor she stands on, like the whore that she is. At least then I'd respect her for being honest. It's so transparent to me what's going on. They fritter their lives away having sex every day of the week, and then go to church on Sunday and think they're clean again. They're only fooling themselves. It's probably the only way they can live with their conscience (or lack thereof).

"All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:

GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.

I know there are SOME out there that do.. the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small, if not non-existent. However, I won't consider this possibility at this time.

Almost every guy that goes to a club goes there for one reason: ass. More often than not, they get it. Way to go champ, you got laid, now wipe off the disease and try your luck again. That's all they want and girls aren't so stupid as to not realize this, but they want to make it sound like they're perpetual victims that can't find the elusive "nice guy." Why don't you actually TRY LOOKING for one, you moron? That's like a guy trying to find a "nice girl" by cruising the streets downtown. You tread the grounds of prostitutes, so don't complain that all you have to show for it is a yield of whores. I'm so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy; this is only true for women in their 30's that have already spent a decade getting their brains screwed out and now they're finally pulling their heads out of their ass and they're looking for a decent guy to settle down with. It's not going to happen moron, you blew your chance. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls abused, cheated on and insulted in public ALL THE TIME. What the hell is wrong with them? They think that there's something wild and untamable about bad guys that's attractive? WAKE UP. WAKE UP. You're getting abused, hurt, murdered and taken advantage of. Holy shit, how can people be so stupid? Is there no end to the barrel of stupid they drink from?

Fact of the matter is, however, a good chunk of all humans are actually looking for an abusive relationship. You may argue the why's and how's, if it's a case of nurture or a case of nature, a few things are certain. Boys do it too, girls don't have the monopoly. Accidentally the Internet seems to serve as this extension of the male gossip space, possibly because males tend to gossip to an audience in general (and pretend it's science) while girls prefer to gossip to actual people in their immediate vicinity, and so the boys' gossip is a lot more exposed on the Internet than girls'.

When somebody says they are looking for someone "nice" or "sensitive" they do not automatically mean what whoever else is listening would mean by "nice" and "sensitive". And so perpetual confusion is created, especially in the underexposed minds of nineteen year old virgins (who also think, for instance, that "No girl thinks I'm cute. I'm repulsive. I'm hideous.". Then again, photographic evidence seems to confirm it). What people in fact mean would depend a lot on what they want done to them.

The common myth is that boys should be princes riding white horses and be brave and honest and intelligent. The girls should be modest and shy and loving. This all sounds a bit impractical, not everybody can be a prince (although if more kings like Saddam or Ghaddafi would exist, it would become almost feasible), and people no longer ride horses. They ride cars and bikes. So then, the boys should have cars and bikes, and they should be tip-top etc, and they should be at least stock brokers or law firm partners or maybe, be real princes. Like this guy.

On second thought, maybe they shouldn't. Our old virgin however (and in general, most of them, not just this one) get caught in this myth, and work really hard to become law partners or stock brokers, or at the very least work for a big company, even if what they do is the tedious job of "computer analyst" and the company is really selling marketing, aka bullshit. Make no mistake, just because the company is a really big bullshit seller and their jobs are really tedious doesn't mean it's not hard to get there. So the poor boys slave away five, six, seven years in their cubicle, and juuust by the time their erection, which never was a nut cracker, goes completely limp, Debbie from the mailroom finally says hi !

It's fucking unfair. Now think the situation through. How is it the girls' fault that the virgin is dumb, dumb enough to sit in a cubical as his own, personal strategy to score ? Even if he thinks that's the right way to do it, why should girls humor other people's delusional ideas ? On the virgin side, however, things are pretty clear cut. "Girls don't want nice guys, end of story."

Or maybe it is that what girls mean by nice guys isn't what boys think is meant by "nice guys" ? Fact of the matter is, a good chunk of all humans are actually looking for an abusive relationship.

You see, the virgins above (who, being the people with most time on their hands, are the most vocal community on the Internet, and as such produce most of the bullshit in circulation) have come up with what an ideal relationship is, and everything else is an abusive relationship. Since I don't much care what label is used, I will go for it. Problem with "normal" relationships is they are utter bullshit, devised by someone who never had any experience with the things they are, nonetheless, brashly trying to prescriptively define.

Which leaves the entire rest of the world happy to engage in abusive relationships. Because they are more satisfying, more interesting and, as unbelievable as that might sound, they make people feel alive. Reasonably that's not an issue for anyone who can numb themselves down to the point they can actually live in cubicals, but for everyone else, it's a relatively big issue.

And so, when girls say they want "nice" guys, they don't automatically mean what Virgin Georgie expects them to mean. They mean someone who can deliver their preferred type of poison ecologically. The problem with all the others wasn't that they weren't nice aka they didn't sit enough of the day in the office, or they didn't have enough pimples, or enough neurotic hang-ups.

The problem was that when they delivered a punch, they also broke a bone. When they bummed they also teared colons. When they yelled and screamed and hollered, they also managed to attract the police. Nobody minds punches and anal sex and screaming, but they'd rather not have the broken bones, anal fissures and nights in the cooler. And so, people continue the age old story of wanting the cake and trying to eat it too, which would be plain obvious to anyone but our well meaning if somewhat confused George.

What all the Georgies out there would want, not surprisingly, would be some order in all this chaos. If at all possible, some order they could easily comprehend. Better yet, the order they come up with. That would make everything just perfect.

Better yet, what if we came up with an arbitrary division, say there would be the normal relationships, and the abusive relationships, and then all the world's virgins would finally have the situation firmly in their sweaty grip.

Never mind that in the practical, the basis for communication is so narrow, the pool you can choose from is so limited, your time, patience and resources are so dry that you will happily go with anything that works, or even anything that does a reasonable impersonation of working. Georgie knows better. Georgie knows best.

Finally, things made simple. You either do things as Georgie says, or you are abusing people, or allowing people to abuse you. Never mind that people are free to organize their lives as they feel like, Georgie is here to save the world. He will tell everybody how to properly organize a relationship so that neither party is abusing the other, and then the paradise will finally be upon the Earth.

Georgie abusing everyone.