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It's really really simple. Two easy steps.
Step 1. Assume we are important. Not in a limited, "I'm important enough not to be used for making glue" sort of way. Really take the stoppers out. Imagine you're important to people that never met you. Imagine you really matter to people that are smarter than you. Go for it all : Imagine you really matter to everyone, in fact, imagine you're everyone's top fuckin priority. Many people have completed step one already. Until recently, it was just diagnosed schizophrenics, the absolute idiots and the mildly delusional. Of late, people like O'Reilly find themselves eyeball-deep in that bog. How come ? It may be for the same reason Stallman hasn't washed his hair in 35 years now, it may be a desire to wallow in filth is some sort of side effect of open source movement. Or it may be all the pollution, or maybe some secret incredient in Starbucks coffee. No clue, really. Step 2. Decide that in your importance, you should have something to say about how people should use stuff. Be proactive. That's the tradition of linux, and of unix before that, and really, that's how computers were built in the first place, and that's how this entire modern era was born to begin with. It all started with people standing up for what they believed other people should do. It started with people saying "Nobody should say the Earth moves" and "Those unwashed Americans should really chip up for some more tea". It did. And then we told them where to stick it. And science was born, and then machinery and industry and in due time computers and the Internet. All from that original "go fuck yourselves". I've kept it warm for you boys. Here it is : Fuck all of you, fuck The New York Times, fuck Jimblow Wales, fuck the mommy bloggers that don't understand shit belongs on their children, and the tech bloggers that don't understand where technology comes from, and that sleazy bitch Kathy Sierra (oh, by the way, I'm going to donate one dollar to the defense fund of anyone that actually kills her. How's that.) And fuck that absolutely disgusting prick O'Reilly. This fucktard imagines that getting a marketing deparment together and selling some dead-tree tech manuals puts him in some position of authority or respect. You're still a Classics Bachelor you dumb fuck, cum "still dripping out of your asshole" laudae, and printing other people's work doesn't add competence to your name. Now fucking drop dead all of you, the Internet is for me telling you that just as much as it is for you being complete idiots. And it's going to stay exactly this way no matter how many trade magazines publish your picture. And even if the entire lot of you misguided fools manage to band together and get a Congress act, a Papal Bull and a Charter personally pussy-farted on by the Queen of England herself, the Earth is still going to revolve around the Sun, your toddlers will still get shit all over them, and someone's gonna be telling you just what fucking idiots you are. Now, for the hanging :  12 people can't believe that disproportionate fat cow on the right posed next to a mirror. |