Change of heart.

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Change of heart.

Sitting around watching the clouds pass is a very wholesome, beneficial passtime. So, I was sitting around watching the clouds pass when I noticed one that looked just like a very pious, devout Christian.

Who died. In a horrible, gut wrenching, literally gut wrenching, with a headlight mount acting as the wrench, car accident.

An ambulance cloud rushed to the scene, and little paramedic clouds pranced out and pronounced the devout, pious man dead. Then proceeded to collect his still beating heart with little scalpel clouds, and put it in a cloud icebox.

It went inside a rather impious atheist man, who nonetheless was first on the transplant list.

Presently, a cloud-brick fell on his head and smashed it to a cloud of bone and other squishy matter.

At this point, it started to rain, but I am very curious about one point. If any esteemed theologians of the most holy and catholic faith of our lord and saviour the jesus lamb thing are in attendance, would they be so kind as to let me know :

Is the heart of the saintly guy going to burn into cloud hell for all eternity with it's new owner ? Or maybe is the heart to be taken out once again, this time by cherubins and placed back in it's original chest ?

Or, seeing the atheist present himself for final judgement with a pure heart, the whole may be excused for the value of it's parts ? (In which case what happens with the original owner, and if he gets to Heaven too, is the pure-heart transplant trade all set to take the place of medieval indulgences ?)

Or maybe the proper authorities will have a change of heart ?

Organising the Bleeding Heart trade would yield the Pope 13 ducats a year.
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