Transcendental Interviews. Today, Vicente Fox Quesada.

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Transcendental Interviews. Today, Vicente Fox Quesada.

ME : Who are you ?
FQ : I am Vincente Fox Quesada, El Presidente de la Republica Mexicana.

ME : Really ? I didn't know they had a president.
FQ : Every republic has a president.

ME : I didn't know that, either.
FQ : You are completely ignorant of history then.

ME : No, I meant about Mexico being a Republic.
FQ : It is.

ME : Why is it called United States of Mexico then ? That's not a republic, that's a federation.
FQ : It is.

ME : It is what ?
FQ : A federation.

ME : No, you see it can't be both things at the same time. It's either a republic, like France, with a president, or a federation, like Germany, with a Chancellor. It can't be both at the same time, it's like an adversatively inquisitive legal system, or a female boy.
FQ : Yes, due to the unrelenting efforts of all citizens, we now have all those things in Mexico

ME : Sounds like these efforts are rather undirected.
FQ : As president, I decided to adopt a democratic style of leadership, thereby contributing to the efforts of each and every Mexican citizen to achieve a fully effective democracy that will provide more and better opportunities for all.

ME : That's interesting, so you decided, did you ?
FQ : All the decisions I have made have been the result of an in-depth analysis designed to the improve the quality of life of Mexican citizens. My main aim has been for our children to have a better future.

ME : That's not really democratic, is it ?
FQ : Why do you slander the achievements of the Mexican people ?

ME : Aren't you the little weasel. Make up your mind, you can't decide on one hand and throw the Mexican people around whenever challenged on the other.
FQ : You are obviously in the pocket of capitalist groups bent on Mexico's destruction.

ME : Do you have political prisoners ?
FQ : No.

ME : There's plenty of posters around the streets saying otherwise. Even people parked in front of the Justice Courts in a few provinces.
FQ : That is a fabrication.

ME : Ok, you suck at politics. Let's see economics. Why are there so many shoe stores in Mexico ?
FQ : Because the Mexican people need shoes.

ME : Why ?
FQ : To walk.

ME : Where to ?
FQ : Across the border.

ME : They are going to build a wall you know.
FQ : The US benefits extensively from these Mexican migratory flows: its economy becomes more competitive, it protects its own jobs...

ME : By employing Mexicans the US economy becomes more competitive ?
FQ : Yes.

ME : Being competitive comes from workforce qualification, Mexicans are very poorly qualified on average. As such, the economy is rendered less competitive if anything.
FQ : That is a simplistic view.

ME : Not unless you are willing to say that Mexicans get shitty jobs thus freeing the superior Americans to do better jobs, and thus on the whole improve the economy.
FQ : Uhh.

ME : Don't tell me you didn't realize just how racist your position is. What do you have for advisers ?
FQ : Uhhh

ME : Alright, let's hear about tourism.
FQ : Mexico is the world’s seventh most important tourist destination, since it receives 24 million tourists a year, profits from which a total of $12 billion US dollars in foreign exchange and investment have been obtained.

ME : Is the peso overvalued ?
FQ : The currency value is established based on supply and demand.

ME : Except you use import limitations, don't you ?
FQ : All importing companies need to get a license.

ME : So, you cleared 12 billion dollars by the oldest scam in the world. Your peso is worth 4 to 5 cents, but you sell it for 10 to foreigners. Of course if you allowed people to freely buy stuff outside the country you'd be bankrupt in a month, so you don't.
FQ : That is just slander.

ME : Just as long as you understand that your country has the economic stability of a meteorite, in between it's imaginary economy and the desire of virtually all the citizens to leave as soon as feasible.
FQ : We are doing all that we can to ensure a better future for our children. Ahead of us lie two years of hard work to secure the future of Mexico; establish the bases of a nation with more and better jobs, and greater security and opportunities for those that have least. Every man and woman has a role to play in contributing to the steady progress of Mexico and the creation of opportunities for all. These pages show the progress we have achieved and the challenges lying ahead. We hope to achieve a great deal over the next two years.

ME : Hopefully your people will eventually manage to see through the bullshit. Dismissed.

The Foxy Quesadilla was indicted on 14 counts the moment he lost office.

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